The Meaning of Life (The Wise Tomato)

Hey! Listen to me!

I'm a tomato.

I know what I'm doing.

Because I killed a owl once.

And my mother was a very wise potato.

She was an expert at mooing.

But she said I was an awful dunce.

I'm not though! I'm unusually juicy.

But listen close, and listen hard.

I was walking in the morning dew,

and I stepped in dog poo.

It stuck to my shoe.
I fell on my temperal lobe.
But anyway, I figured it out.

What life is all about.

A hippo told me-
to find the bird with the french fry.
And I did. She said something that made me cry.
But I figured it out!
I finally see- YEAH!
I shouldn't of killed that Owl.
He was the leader of the Mafia.