The Cronic Liar

Say cheese, Manwich!
Chemical byproducts dripping down the lens.
Don't blame him!
Poo, poo, sire.
The princess always pretends.
She's a cronic liar.
The pink elephant told her to do it.
After her leg got bitten off by that baboon.
And she fell down that bottomless pit.
But don't worry! She got rescused. By a racoon.
She's never been the same sense.
She lies and lies and doesn't hold back.
She's a loon!
Kind of like Zaboomafoo.
He visits me at tea time.
Although he locks himself in the loo,
He hasn't commited any other crime.
So you see, it wasn't his fault.
The princess made it up!